Scene: Int Ashby’s Deli Kennebunk Maine: Lunch with The Moms @ Ashby’s Deli
Momcat: (tucking into a massive pulled pork sandwich) “No one’s invited us over for Thanksgiving, have they?”
Me: “Not yet. Maybe we should be nicer to people.”
Momcat: “Sounds like a lot of effort.”
Me: “So true. But of course, we could make a lovely Thanksgiving dinner for the two of us, dispense with trivial small talk, and not have to share dessert!”
Momcat: “Also true! However, I’m so sick of turkey. I don’t care if I ever see another turkey.”
Me: “Turkey is boring; we can do better. I know, let’s have pheasant!”
Momcat: “Only if it’s raised by peasants.”
Me: “Logged and noted.”