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Sign of the Apocalypse

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January 20, 2018

Lunch with The Moms at Ashby’s Deli Kennebunk Maine

Scene: Int Ashby’s Deli Kennebunk Maine: Lunch with The Moms @ Ashby’s Deli

Momcat: (tucking into a massive pulled pork sandwich) “No one’s invited us over for Thanksgiving, have they?”

Me: “Not yet. Maybe we should be nicer to people.”

Momcat: “Sounds like a lot of effort.”

Me: “So true. But of course, we could make a lovely Thanksgiving dinner for the two of us, dispense with trivial small talk, and not have to share dessert!”

Momcat: “Also true! However, I’m so sick of turkey. I don’t care if I ever see another turkey.”

Me: “Turkey is boring; we can do better. I know, let’s have pheasant!”

Momcat: “Only if it’s raised by peasants.”

Me: “Logged and noted.”

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