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Book Signing at the Nonantum Resort Fire & Ice Festival
December 9, 2017 @ 7:30 am - 9:30 am
Book Signing at the 8th Annual Fire & Ice Festival at the Nonantum Resort Blazing Bonfires, Ice Bars & Sculptures, Local Food, Live Music. It’s the hottest ticket in town and a favorite holiday tradition. Marvel at hand-carved ice bars and sculptures throughout the resort’s back lawn. Relax in an Adirondack chair by the fire and gaze at the stars while sipping special holiday drinks. Or cozy up with some warm snacks indoors. Live music and dancing to the Tony Boffa band will help chase the chills away!
The Perfect Ending to Kennebunkport’s Christmas Prelude!
Saturday, December 9, 2017, 12:30 p.m.
(Adults only, 21+)
Friends, neighbors, and passersby from all over the country can’t fail to miss “The Sign’s” constantly changing humor and insight. On occasion, The Sign of the Apocalypse (SOTA) traffics in the earnest, but at its heart is rooted in a deep-seated desire to express the sarcastic and snort-worthy. This, and a love of haiku, pizza, Latin, double entendre, and the worst puns ever crafted.
Two years in the making, the message on “The Sign” is changed on a daily basis, with the primary benefit of slowing passing traffic to a honking crawl. It was designed to convey pithy tidbits of thought and wordplay. In its conception, SOTA was perpetrated in spite of the objection of the author’s girlfriend, and with hopes of creating controversy and dismay in the local community.
The girlfriend packed up and left, and the community and town fathers were surprisingly gruntled by the proceedings. Punny and sarcastic signs include:
• When attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler
• What if doing the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
• Legalize marinara • A penny saved is ridiculous
• Wendy, please take me back / I’m so miserable / it’s almost like / you’re still here
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