Taste Test Suzy’s Super Sex Bomb Hot Sauce!
To my abominable foodie friends: After scrutinizing the canon of culinary grimoire and subsequent trials and tribulations within the dark laboratory, I have completed the first incarnation of what I am calling “Suzy’s Super Sex Bomb Hot Sauce”. It is a Baphomet inspired, fruit, and mustard-based hot sauce formulated to serve as an accompaniment to BBQ or other grilled fare.
I propose to send out samples to 20 curious, gastronomic guinea pigs (aka Flying Monkeys). Your objective (should you accept the mission) will be to taste test S.S.S.B.S. on its own, and with a dish of your choosing, and to then return a critique of the product. Critiques do not have to be long; but honest, thoughtful, and trenchant commentary is appreciated. I will include the ingredient list in a sealed envelope. My hope is that you will do your tasting, then peruse the contents of the envelope, and critique accordingly.
Critiques can address:
– Possible spells, prayers or incantations
– Or anything else that strikes you! *
*Remember, this is a hot sauce; not a dip, dressing, or marinade.
Gustatory, flying guinea pigs will be selected by lottery
SUBMISSION DEADLINE: March 15th 2018
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